lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
cozely: I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
doppelbangher: oh my god poor Katherine I just thought about how she is going to get her first period in 500 years. have some cookies baby
blackromney: blackromney: whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap excellent answers, thank u friends
thecapn: Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom